it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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