he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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