She's JV to your varsity
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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