using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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