windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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