Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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