Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
