I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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