True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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