the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
