Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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