Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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