My liver just broke up with me...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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