Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Sext me about skeletons
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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