i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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