I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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