i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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