So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
