Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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