He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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