Capitaan dildo arrescate!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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