i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
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New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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