i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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