I'm jealous of your bromance
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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