She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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