quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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