Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
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She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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