I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Is it penis luge time yet?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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