I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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