Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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