I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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