So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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