You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
