roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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