White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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