Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We were destined to go to rehab together
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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