wakey wakey hands off snakey
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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