IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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