Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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