We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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