so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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