Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Pants 0. Shit 1.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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