If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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