I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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