i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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