K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
