She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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