Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I don't think brook has ever known best
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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