OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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