Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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