Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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