the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Randomize
