Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
So much rum. So many feels.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
FUCK WHALES
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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