"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I enjoy the company of your penis
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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