never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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