My brain says no but my pants say off.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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